Listen, doll, you’re not making any sense. You’re probably hysterical from menstruation. Go lay down and make sure you get plenty of iron. Maybe eat a ham salad.

30 Rock, 6x19 Live from Studio 6H (East Coast)

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Kenneth: Ok, this is not a character from a television program. Ok, this is not a character from the bible. Ok, pass.
Liz: You can’t pass, you hillbilly!

Liz: Is this fun for you?! Being difficult?!
Jenna: Oh, it is. I should have been doing it the whole time.
Liz: You have been, Jenna! You have always been difficult! You think Tracy gets special treatment?
Jenna: I don’t think, I know.
Liz: Yeah, well, I coddle the crap out of you too! Your online fan club, that’s me. I made Frank set that up as a punishment after he farted in my chair. And when you did that morning radio show the other week, every caller was me.
Liz: [bad Indian accent] I am loving all of your characters.
Jenna: Thanks for calling, Sanjay! I really believe in karma.
Liz: And this award you got… it’s a cookie! I don’t want to do this stuff but I have to because you’re so insecure you get jealous of babies for their soft skin!
Jenna: And how much attention they get.
Liz: I have lost years of my life taking care of you. I lie awake at night wondering what fresh hell tomorrow will bring. I don’t sleep, I don’t eat right… thanks to you and Tracy Jordan, mostly you.
Jenna: Oh, Liz, that’s all I wanted to hear!

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Liz: You want to paint me as this New York snob. Can I share with you my world view?
Jack: I’d rather hear you sing “Rocket Man” again.
Liz: All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
Jack: What a surprise. Your world view is food-based.

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