Craig: Do you know Oprah, have you ever met Oprah?
Carrie: I went on Oprah recently, with… my mom.
Craig: Oh yeah, that’s right, I knew that. Did you have fun?
Carrie: Oh, I love doing talk shows with my mother! Don’t everyone?

Liz: You are my heroine. And by heroine, I mean lady hero. I don’t want to inject you and listen to jazz.

labcreature:

Rare, unearthed behind the scenes photo of Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher on the set of the #StarWars Holiday Special. #hansolo #carriefisher #lifeday

You Like Me Because I’m A Scoundrel: “The Force is with the Geek Picture of the Day: On Nov. 13, 1978, Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher were taking a break from filming “The Star Wars Holiday Special” when a news wire photographer caught this cute moment.”

“If my life wasn’t funny, it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.”

“You know how they say that religion is the opiate of the masses? Well, I took masses of opiates religiously.”

likeadoll:

These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things: 2010 Obsessions

Wishful Drinking

“When I got this job [Star Wars], they told me I had to lose 10 pounds. Well, I weighed about 105 at the time. But, to be fair now, I carried about 50 of those pounds in my face. So you know what would be a good idea though? Give me a hairstyle that FURTHER WIDENS MY ALREADY WIDE FACE!”

I’m afraid that I’ll be taken
Abandoned and forsaken
In her cold coffee eyes

Carrie Fisher: “Yeah, I’m a bitch.”

likeadoll:

“When my mother was about 7, my grandmother locked her in the closet. So, after my mom had been in the closet for about an hour, she asked my grandmother for a glass of water. My grandmother, naturally, said ‘Why?’ and my mother said ‘Because I’ve spit all over your dresses and now I’ve run out of spit and I wanna spit all over your shoes.’ These are the people I hail from.”

— Carrie Fisher