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“Amen to that, sister! I mean, who needs families when we’ve got girlfriends. Am I right?”
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“And then one day you wake up, and you realize you’ve got nothing. Nothing. Your children abandon you. Even the gay one. I mean, aren’t gay men supposed to be obsessed with their mothers? As far as relationships go, forget it. Two of them left me, three of them are dead. And all of this I could bear, as long as I had my girlfriends. But now they’ve abandoned me too.”
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“Just gonna finish Lynette’s champagne.”




LYNETTE: I don’t get in relationships, Lydia. I get on them. I mount them and grab them by the hair and kick them in the sides until I make them go where I want. And God help the other person if they have a different idea than me.LYDIA: Is that what happened between you and Tom?LYNETTE: Oh, yeah.LYDIA: You can change, too, Lynette. LYNETTE: I don’t know if I can. I’m pretty sure this is as good as it gets.LYDIA: No. Lynette, no. Because you recognize your problem now. And a wise man once said, “To begin the journey of change we must pull on the boots of self-awareness.” *Sarah Paulson, who plays my sister, one of my bestest pals ever! Isn’t she fantastic? - @FelicityHuffman

LYNETTE: I don’t get in relationships, Lydia. I get on them. I mount them and grab them by the hair and kick them in the sides until I make them go where I want. And God help the other person if they have a different idea than me.
LYDIA: Is that what happened between you and Tom?
LYNETTE: Oh, yeah.
LYDIA: You can change, too, Lynette. 
LYNETTE: I don’t know if I can. I’m pretty sure this is as good as it gets.
LYDIA: No. Lynette, no. Because you recognize your problem now. And a wise man once said, “To begin the journey of change we must pull on the boots of self-awareness.”

*Sarah Paulson, who plays my sister, one of my bestest pals ever! Isn’t she fantastic? - @FelicityHuffman

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I just… I understand how you feel.

I just… I understand how you feel.

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All that’s missing is a glass of Chardonnay!

All that’s missing is a glass of Chardonnay!


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Susan: Oh Mary Alice, what did you do? - 1x01
Mary Alice: But every housewife knows that as soon as one mess is taken care of, another one appears. And we may find ourselves right back where we started. - 8x01  

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