“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”

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“I’ve never been closer to anyone, and I don’t know you at all.”

“My father always said to only regret the things you didn’t do, not the things you did. But I had an abortion, and I don’t know if that’s something I did or didn’t do.”

All Good Things (2010)

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I’m Ron Swanson and you’re Leslie Fucking Knope.

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This, by the way, is a one time only situation. Next year your birthday party is gonna be a rager.

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You’re a real stand-up guy.

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thequietworld:

NOT HANDLING THIS RN. 

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Basically, Leslie, he’s selfish, and you’re not. And that’s why you don’t like him.

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The less I know about other peoples affairs the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

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