liveitout: Bobbi: I’ve got some pretty compelling stats from the Duke game so if you ask me about North Carolina’s —Dan: What a jerk I was.Bobbi: To who?Dan: To you. I should have called you. If my not calling you made you feel like any less than what you are, I’m sorry.Bobbi: Thank you. SPORTS NIGHT - 1.19 Eli’s Coming

liveitout:

Bobbi: I’ve got some pretty compelling stats from the Duke game so if you ask me about North Carolina’s —
Dan: What a jerk I was.
Bobbi: To who?
Dan: To you. I should have called you. If my not calling you made you feel like any less than what you are, I’m sorry.
Bobbi: Thank you.

SPORTS NIGHT - 1.19 Eli’s Coming



Please understand that it’s not that I don’t think Natalie isn’t capable. She’s extremely capable. Her capability really can’t be questioned. But Natalie’s young and she’s from a very small town in Ohio. A very small town. There were 32 people in her high school class. Her town was so small it’s almost hard to believe she’s kept me on hold this long.

Please understand that it’s not that I don’t think Natalie isn’t capable. She’s extremely capable. Her capability really can’t be questioned. But Natalie’s young and she’s from a very small town in Ohio. A very small town. There were 32 people in her high school class. Her town was so small it’s almost hard to believe she’s kept me on hold this long.

(Source: unpopularcoworker)



nursefirecracker: DANA: And as for you, you see, you don’t control my world. I happen to not be wearing any panties right now and if you had a thousand guesses you couldn’t tell me where they were. SAM: Casey’s side pocket. DANA: Damn it.

nursefirecracker:

DANA: And as for you, you see, you don’t control my world. I happen to not be wearing any panties right now and if you had a thousand guesses you couldn’t tell me where they were.
SAM: Casey’s side pocket.
DANA: Damn it.

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Rebecca: There’s nothing about you I don’t hate. Dan: And yet you’re mysteriously drawn to me.

Rebecca: There’s nothing about you I don’t hate.
Dan: And yet you’re mysteriously drawn to me.

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Dan: Watch the game with me. Rebecca: No. Dan: It’ll be great. I’ll tape it and we can watch it later tonight. Rebecca: Nope. Dan: Why? Rebecca: ‘Cause you like me right now. And you love sports. And I think when you see those two things in a room together at the same time, I’m gonna look a little less like what you want. Dan: I think you’re wrong. Rebecca: I have to go back to my office. Dan: First of all, what makes you so sure I like you right now? Rebecca: Well you follow me everywhere I go and you ask me out all the time. Dan: You’re reading way too much into that. Rebecca: Dan— Dan: See, you may have attended the Wharton School, but I graduated from a little institution called Dartmouth, and I took Psych 101, and on one or two occasions I went to class. So I know all about the likes of you, Miss Missy. You’ve built yourself a wall. A wall of pain. A wall whose bricks are made of pain, and whose mortar is made of tears, and whose… what’s the other one. There’s bricks and mortar and— Rebecca: That’s it. Dan: Really? Rebecca: Just bricks and mortar. Dan: There isn’t a third thing? Rebecca: No. Dan: Whatever. You got a wall. Rebecca: I’m going back to my world now. Dan: I’m gonna tear down that wall, Rebecca. Bit by little bit. Rebecca: Okay. Bye. Dan: I’m gonna tear it down! For I am Dan: Doer of Good Things Where Women are Concerned.

Dan: Watch the game with me.
Rebecca: No.
Dan: It’ll be great. I’ll tape it and we can watch it later tonight.
Rebecca: Nope.
Dan: Why?
Rebecca: ‘Cause you like me right now. And you love sports. And I think when you see those two things in a room together at the same time, I’m gonna look a little less like what you want.
Dan: I think you’re wrong.
Rebecca: I have to go back to my office.
Dan: First of all, what makes you so sure I like you right now?
Rebecca: Well you follow me everywhere I go and you ask me out all the time.
Dan: You’re reading way too much into that.
Rebecca: Dan—
Dan: See, you may have attended the Wharton School, but I graduated from a little institution called Dartmouth, and I took Psych 101, and on one or two occasions I went to class. So I know all about the likes of you, Miss Missy. You’ve built yourself a wall. A wall of pain. A wall whose bricks are made of pain, and whose mortar is made of tears, and whose… what’s the other one. There’s bricks and mortar and—
Rebecca: That’s it.
Dan: Really?
Rebecca: Just bricks and mortar.
Dan: There isn’t a third thing?
Rebecca: No.
Dan: Whatever. You got a wall.
Rebecca: I’m going back to my world now.
Dan: I’m gonna tear down that wall, Rebecca. Bit by little bit.
Rebecca: Okay. Bye.
Dan: I’m gonna tear it down! For I am Dan: Doer of Good Things Where Women are Concerned.

(Source: unpopularcoworker)



Casey: Dana, Natalie wouldn’t complain if her hair were on fire. She wants what’s best for the show. And she knows what I know.Dana: What’s that?Casey: That you tend to do the right thing.

Casey: Dana, Natalie wouldn’t complain if her hair were on fire. She wants what’s best for the show. And she knows what I know.
Dana: What’s that?
Casey: That you tend to do the right thing.



CASEY: What’s your name?DANA: My name is Dana, you unbelivable moron. You’ve known me for 15 years. Flirt with me. Tell me why you like me better than Sally.CASEY: I do like you better than Sally.DANA: Tell me why.CASEY: I don’t understand.DANA: I don’t think you’re ever going to have sex again. I gotta go.CASEY: You’re smoky.DANA: I’m sorry.CASEY: The difference between you and Sally: you’re smoky. DANA: I’m smoky?CASEY: You’re smoky. You’re a lot of other things, too. But you are smoky. 

CASEY: What’s your name?
DANA: My name is Dana, you unbelivable moron. You’ve known me for 15 years. Flirt with me. Tell me why you like me better than Sally.
CASEY: I do like you better than Sally.
DANA: Tell me why.
CASEY: I don’t understand.
DANA: I don’t think you’re ever going to have sex again. I gotta go.
CASEY: You’re smoky.
DANA: I’m sorry.
CASEY: The difference between you and Sally: you’re smoky. 
DANA: I’m smoky?
CASEY: You’re smoky. You’re a lot of other things, too. But you are smoky. 

(via unpopularcoworker)



jesusgregkinnear: 9 Favourite Screencaps: Sports Night - 2x01 Special Powers requested by oh-blerg

jesusgregkinnear:

9 Favourite Screencaps: Sports Night - 2x01 Special Powers

requested by oh-blerg

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Leesa: Listen, I don’t know you two very well, and maybe it’s because you’re drunk, but I think you’re unnecessarily intense about your show. Gordon’s right. It’s just sports, for cryin’ out loud, it’s not the Paris Peace Talks. Dana: Eh, get yourself a real name.

Leesa: Listen, I don’t know you two very well, and maybe it’s because you’re drunk, but I think you’re unnecessarily intense about your show. Gordon’s right. It’s just sports, for cryin’ out loud, it’s not the Paris Peace Talks.
Dana: Eh, get yourself a real name.



Bobbi: You know, Dan, it was Spain. I was young, and wide-eyed, and in Spain. And I don’t mind so much that you took advantage of what was obviously a very vulnerable time in my life. I don’t mind that you danced with me and held me and whispered your lies in my ear, but to not call me again…Dan: In my entire life, I’ve never been to Spain!Bobbi: LIES!—Bobbi: Flowers, I’m sure, would’ve been too much to ask from the great Dan Rydell.Dan: Hey, crazy lady. We’ve got breaking news, are you up for this?Bobbi: Sure, Dan. Whatever you say. Women are just here for you.

Bobbi: You know, Dan, it was Spain. I was young, and wide-eyed, and in Spain. And I don’t mind so much that you took advantage of what was obviously a very vulnerable time in my life. I don’t mind that you danced with me and held me and whispered your lies in my ear, but to not call me again…
Dan: In my entire life, I’ve never been to Spain!
Bobbi: LIES!
—
Bobbi: Flowers, I’m sure, would’ve been too much to ask from the great Dan Rydell.
Dan: Hey, crazy lady. We’ve got breaking news, are you up for this?
Bobbi: Sure, Dan. Whatever you say. Women are just here for you.