it was early mornin’ yesterday,
i was up before the dawn.
and i really have enjoyed my stay,
toby must be movin’ on.
goodbye toby! it’s been nice.
hope you find your paradise!
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“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” -Michael Scott
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The Office, 2x16 Valentine’s Day


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Michael: Toby’s in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he’s really not a part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s really not a part of his family.

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“Love that Andy. Right? Solid fellow. Seems smart enough. Likes me a lot. A lot. Too much. Like a crazy person a lil. Not super crazy, just… just something about him that creeps me out. I can’t really explain it. He’s always up in my bidness. Which is ebonics for being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me. I don’t understand how someone could have so little self-awareness.”

The Office 2x22 | Casino Night
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