I swear it’s not a hazing. It’s real. IT’S REAL. I just laugh cuz of the name. You gotta fix it.

go outside and spin around and curse! and spit!

You, ya big bear! Come to me, I’m gonna kiss you right on the mouth!

Man: We think you’ll admit it was a pretty impressive performance for Pluie, especially when you consider the impediments of modern life she had to conquer: highways, housing, forest denuded of trees.
Woman: Not to mention the US-Canadian border.
C.J.: Sure, ‘cause no photo I.D.

What the hell happened?