Even this rain couldn’t put our fire out…God, I’m sorry that was lame.

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tinytruant:

“As sort of clichéd as it sounds, it’s just the best…Because it’s a human being that you’re responsible for … that’s scary, but even in its scariest moments it’s fantastic.” - Will Arnett

When working with her husband, Amy says she has to change her approach on set. “It was really great to work together, but we kind of had to be nicer to each other. With other actors you’re nice and you have a kind of certain way you treat each other, and with your husband you’re, like, ‘Move over,’” Amy says. “So in the morning we had to kind of shake hands and say, ‘Hello, actor. … Hello, not-my-husband-but-my-fellow-actor-who-I-will-be-sleeping-with-later-on-this-evening.’” - Amy Poehler

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jesusgregkinnear:

Ava: You always get something nice, for Reagan, why not get her a bracelet encrusted with diamonds.
Chris: Wait, what are you—
Ava: You know the saying, diamonds are a girls’ best friend.
Christ: Oh diamonds! Ok, yeah. Well yes, nice jewellery was always my go-to when I was working all the time, but I haven’t worked in almost a year.
Ava: Well, Reagan has. She’s been doing quite well. Did you know, that she makes 70% of what the male executive producer at the Ellen Show makes.

(Source: unpopularcoworker)

rufustfirefly:

#why can’t will arnett be a regular cast member on parks and rec

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cyborglovesong:

We’re brothers, Mom. And we kind of like each other.

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cheia:

hat-stall / tina-fey

(Source: sallysdraper)

Bride of Gob: My parents are getting a divorce. Why aren’t you wearing that sweater I bought you? What, you don’t like it?
Gob: No, of course I like it. Just because I like it doesn’t mean I have to wear it, I don’t wear everything I like every day.
Bride of Gob: Why don’t we just get a divorce? Everybody else is.
Gob: No, we’re not getting divorced!
She really wants to stay together, so..

I will now extinguish this candle with my bare hand.

Lindsay: Because, for your information, I have a job.
Michael: Really? What kind of job?
Lindsay: Beads!
Gob: Bees?!
Lindsay: Beads.
Gob: Beads?!
Michael: Gob’s not on board.

Buster: “Mom dropped me off to spend time with Michael.”
Gob: “Spend time with Michael or to serve her own menopausal needs?”
Michael: “She’s always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything.”
Buster: “Yeah. Mom’s awesome. Maybe we should call her.”